Mo-Jito, Mo-Problems

This vacation's unbelievable. Mint, rum, soda water, and lime make you forget the everyday struggle. AND how many cocktails you ordered. Sky's the limit! Yesterday was payday, so you said gimme the loot. These juicy drinks are going down fast. Wait, free shots? Who shot ya?! The bartender. Nice. Put on these notorious mojito green sunnies with amber lenses and you have one more chance to hypnotise them. (If you can spot all 10 Biggie song titles in this post, congrats.)